this is my epic website!!!
i found a tome of extremely important rules so im writing them out for u here.
- treat me like an npc please. im not real. act like u hate me or say mean things or traumadump or tell me a crazy lie. im literally not real i am just Mr. Cy the character [the loser] or whatever you think is funnier
- anti american. all dates are day/month/year and all temperature is celsius. no feet and inches here. and i refuse to hear or utter an american state
- if you utter an american state somewhere i can read it, i will resort to Drastic Measures.
- everything i say is true and MUST be believed
- the above statement is false
- i want the website to look sorta shit but criticism is still welcome i just wont act on any suggestions unless i also think its cool in which case i will pretend the idea is mine [i wont but i will pretend to]
- i will assume all the voices in my head are right and everyone is absolutely in love with me so please prove me wrong
- im an adult yes this is a rule
- rule 9
- you owe me a robust front loading lithium ion electric gse 15/5 forklift with a 240kg counterbalance and a compact threefold telescopic mast with a max speed of 14 kmph 16kw engine lithium ion battery max lifting height of 4.8m 4 pneumatic rubber wheels solid hub charger and a fork length of 1.2m with a grade ability of 15-23% battery life of 5 hours a turning radius of 2.5m with 12 months warranty surface painted and in the colour blue. if u dont ur not a real homie src