This is Mr. Cy's epic website!!!
One found a tome of important rules and kindly recorded them for you here.
- Treat oneself like an npc please. One is not real. Say mean things, traumadump, or tell one a crazy lie. One is literally not real; One is just Mr. Cy the character [the loser], or whatever you want him to be. Whatever is funnier!
- Anti-American. All dates are day/month/year and all temperature is celsius. No feet and inches here. One refuses to hear or utter an American state.
- If you utter an american state somewhere Mr. Cy can read it, he will have to resort to Drastic Measures.
- Everything Mr. Cy says is true and MUST be believed.
- The above statement is false.
- Mr. Cy wants the website to look sort of shit, but criticism is still welcome! One just wont act on any suggestions unless one also thinks it's cool, in which case he will pretend the idea is his [not literally, but an attempt to pretend as such will be made].
- Mr. Cy will assume all the voices in his head are right and everyone is absolutely in love with him, so please feel free to prove him wrong.
- One is an adult. Yes, this is a rule.
- Rule 9!
- You owe one a robust front loading lithium ion electric gse 15/5 forklift with a 240kg counterbalance and a compact threefold telescopic mast with a max speed of 14 kmph 16kw engine lithium ion battery max lifting height of 4.8m 4 pneumatic rubber wheels solid hub charger and a fork length of 1.2m with a grade ability of 15-23% battery life of 5 hours a turning radius of 2.5m with 12 months warranty surface painted and in the colour blue. If you don't, you're not a real homie. src
There are no definable repurcussions for the breaking [or non-breaking] of any of these rules. Mr. Cy shall do as he wishes. Yahoo!
